Application to dating my daughter
Rule Three: I am aware that it is considered fashionable for boys of your age to wear their trousers so loosely that they appear to be falling off their hips.
This is fine with me as long as it is okay with my . _____________________________________________________________________________________________12. Church you attend _____________ How often do you attend ______________________13. ____________________________________I SWEAR THAT ALL INFORMATION SUPPLIED ABOVE IS TRUE AND CORRECTTO THE BEST OF MY KNOWLEDGE UNDER PENALTY OF DEATH, DISMEMBERMENT, NATIVE AMERICAN ANT TORTURE, ELECTROCUTION, CHINESE WATER TORTURE, AND RED HOT POKERS.________________________________________Signature (That means sign your name)Thank you for your interest. You will be notified in writing if you are approved. If you do attempt any communication before yourapplication is approved, automatic disqualification will result. (Ret.) Oliver North's Rules for dating his daughters. BOY SCOUT RANK____________________________________________________5. HOME ADDRESS _________________ CITY/STATE ___________ ZIP __________6. ______________________________If No, EXPLAIN ______________________________________________________7. Number of years your parents have been married ________________________________8. ______________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________11. In 50 words or less, what does "ABSTINENCE" mean to you?Otherwise, once you have gone out with my little girl, you will continue to date no one but her until she is finished with you. Rule Seven: As you stand in my front hallway, waiting for my is putting on her makeup, a process that can take longer than painting the Golden Gate Bridge.Instead of just standing there, why don't you do something useful, like cutting the lawn?
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_______Social Security Number _________________ Driver's License Number_____________Boy Scout Rank ____________________Home Address _______________________ City ________ State ______ Zip_________Do you have one male and one female parent? ______(Note: If you answered YES to ANY of these questions, discontinueapplication and leave the premises).* In 50 words or less, what does LATE mean to you?